What would we do if we couldn’t laugh at people and the things they do? I’m usually
He is not the type of person who sits down to talk about people. Ask my wife. I do not
believe in that. But this is a special occasion and there are those things that people
Do that just make me laugh like a fat chicken. If you didn’t find humor in these
the things of before, you will do them now.

Here is a list of 10 of the funniest things I’ve seen rated by my Cackle Rating
System. The Cackle Factor is calculated as follows: Volume of the initial roar (in decibels)
÷ Height of vertical jump (in inches) x Distance tripped across room (in feet) +
number of pats on the knee. It usually calculates a number less than 100. After that,
helps sprinkle in a pinch of goofiness as it brings out the essence of laughter for
its highest potential. We go.

Number 10: When a person has a cold or allergies, watch out when you blow your nose
and then examine what comes out. What are they looking at? Is it the color or the
texture? I don’t know. But that just makes me smile. what makes me laugh is
when they sniff things back into their brain after blowing. Cackle Factor: 60.3

Number 9: Only sports fans will appreciate this one. Have you ever seen
professional athletes play in “competitive” displays, such as in soccer or
basketball? I watched part of a celebrity basketball game during the NBA All-Star break.
A year or two ago he put NBA players on teams with actors, rappers and
other superstars. These games are not organized as any type of test or anyone
will you receive any endorsement deals as a result of your performance in this
stupid game. So he was able to laugh when Richard Jefferson of the New Jersey Nets
began to put the ball hard, bouncing like Rodman and dunking
in the people with pride. The same concept applies during Pro Bowl weekend in
the NFL except they’re a little smarter in that they don’t allow non-NFL players
participate in these activities. But when it came time for the 40-yard dash (and the
unofficial title of “Fastest Man in the NFL”), the guys put on game faces and began
speaking as if what they were about to do really meant something to the rest of the
the world. What’s funnier is that the winner, Allen Rossum of the
Atlanta Falcons kicked and roared for the cameras and then had the nerve to flex after
the race as if doing something important. he was uncomfortable with it
shame I felt for these guys. However, I laugh with great
Pleasure. Cackle Factor: 62.2

Number 8 – sports fans who are too interested in their favorite team. The real fans.
You know you’ve reached this point when you start referring to your team, either
whether it’s football, basketball, baseball or NASCAR, as ‘US’. “We have the advantage over them and
he just couldn’t hold them back in the end. But we will be back and ready to go again next time.
week”. Listen, son – If the owner barely has the right to say ‘WE’ when it comes to
commenting on a game, then you definitely don’t have it. Especially in NASCAR.
That is wrong. You must be crowed. Cackle Factor: 68.1

Number 7: People who wear sunglasses indoors and then walk around like they think
can’t be stopped. Well, stop right now. You are not a fashion model!!! do not do
He tells me about you as I pass by, Mr. Fabu-cackle-lous. Cackle factor: 84.7

Number 6: When people keep talking on their cell phones after walking into a quiet place
place, such as a library or a classroom. Talking loud and laughing and stuff… it’s
even worse when you do that while wearing your sunglasses indoors. you don’t get
points for that, only the ones you get when you get cackled. cackle
Factor: 87.4

Number 5: Excuse me, but there are people who are… how do I put it? Blessed
with circumference? Oh, forget it, they are FAT!!! It’s okay to be fat, but don’t deny it
resulting. Fat people can look good and those people are exempt from this entry. am
speaking of the others, you know who they are. As the waist increases,
the size of the pants / skirt decreases. I could probably squeeze it if I only had
One more Diet Pepsi with those Cheddar Chicken Fries. I’m not mad at you – you
it just has so much to laugh about. Cackle factor: 89.3

Number 4: Right word, wrong location.
“I needed to really know what I was doing so I could discriminate that
message to his people.
“Ooh, he looks so eloquent tonight!”
“You know, those wizards were excellent! I haven’t heard music this good in a long time.”
long time.”
Cackle Factor: 94.6

Number 3: Black people who believe that people like Jesse Jackson and Louis
Farrakhan brings credibility to the race. The only race that is happening is the one that involves
those above and the like vying to become the next Martin Luther “The” King, Jr.
As for that race, everyone has been disqualified. I just have to laugh because if I
I can’t go crazy trying to understand how you’re falling for the charade.
Unhook yourself!! Just because CNN televises an event doesn’t mean it’s for your
right. And don’t call me African American, it doesn’t really matter. I am black! He’s
white! She is yellow! Who cares?!! Also, please don’t try to tell me I didn’t do it.
contribute to saving my race since I did not walk with you in the footsteps of the White
House. You have a high cluck-age. Cackle factor: 97.1

Number 2: Louisville Cardinals football. Welcome to the big time. At this level, children
don’t run away just because you bark. Not even when you bite once or twice. You
you have to take your bites, chew them and spit them out. Say it with me: “Dick, chew,
spit”. So you have to keep doing it until the last clock setting of 0:00. Now
know, sound. Welcome to the game. Thanks for playing. Goodbye now. Cackling Factor:
109.4

Number 1: You are sitting in the church during the preaching. it’s coming and you know it
you can’t stop it. It’s a surprise sneeze that’s so strong it brings another
surprise along with him at the other end. I mean, we’ve all done it to be able to handle
that you played during the quieter part of the service, which justifies many
cluck at himself. What takes this laugh to another level is the fact that you act like
You don’t do that. Now go?!! That’s cluck-liciousness! Cackle Factor: 172.8

Don’t forget to laugh today. Make it loud and be really proud. really jump
high and then stomp the ground. It doesn’t matter who’s around.

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